Charas Pub

[Xen]

Xen: NOOOOOOOO! BUT WHY??
Rowan: Just kiddin'! You outta have seen the look on your face!
Xen: But that makes me wonder.... if I really have a father....
Red: You don't. End of story.
Xen: Yeah...thanks for all that emotional support Red....
Red: Don't mention it!
Razor: HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU FOOL!!!!
Red: Oh....
Xen: I'm going! No one cares....
*Xen leaves the pub*
Darkfox: What was all that ab....
Razor: Shut up.

Kain: Gotta problem? Come see ya dad!

[Razor]

*sings to the tune of You are an ignoramus.*
You are an ignoramus!

Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.

And so on.

[Grandy]

 *Come in and listen*
...
 Razor: Yep.
 Red: Yes Razor.
 Razor: Yep.
 Red: Yes Razor.
 Razor: Yep.
 Red: Yes Razor.
 Razor: Yep.
 Red: Yes Razor.
 Razor: Yep.
 Red: Yes Razor.
 Razor: Yep.
...

 *Slaps in the face*
 Grandy: What I got myself into?
 
 *Sit in a chair*

[Xen]

Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Xen: ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Red: Yep Ra....oh wait...
Razor: ............YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!!!!
*Razor runs up to Xen and punches him*
Red: FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
*Red punches some random person standing next to him*
Kain: Gotta problem? Come see ya d...
*Razor punches Kain and knocks him out*
Xen: Ohh.....let me try!
*Xen punches the unconcious Kain*
Razor: *To Xen* YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!
*Razor punches Xen(again)*

[Red Giant]

*Red punches White Dwarf*
*Razor punches Xen*
*Xen kicks Red*
*Grandy leaps off the bar into Razor*
*Red slaps Xen*
*White dwarf eats a peanut*

[Xen]

*Xen chokes White Dwarf with a peanut*
*Red slaps Xen*
*Xen punches Red*
Xen: UNFIGHT!!!!!!!!
*Everyone stops fighting*
Xen: .......cool! FIGHT!!!!!
*Everyone starts fighting again*

[Robotam]

*Crashes in from the roof*
Everyone: WTF!?
*Takes a seet and starts whatching everyone fighting*
Robotam: This is entertaining!

[WarxePB]

*Warxe comes in*
Warxe: Whoa, everyone's fighting.
*Zero comes in*
*Red punches Razor, but misses and punches a keg of beer*
Zero: NOT THE BEER! *decapitates Red and starts lapping up the beer*
*Warxe sighs*
*Everyone keeps on fighting*
Kratos: Why are you all fighting?
Warxe: Hey! How'd you get in here? You didn't have any asteriks.
Red: Quiet, you. *slaps Warxe*

[Xen]

Robotam: I hope one of 'em gets killed...
Xen: Someone already has....*points at White Dwarf, who has gone blue and stiff on the ground* See?
Robotam: Oh yeah...
Xen: Ahhh....what can be done eh? *smashes White Dwarf over the head with a chair. White Dwarf spits out the peanut Xen chocked him with*
Robotam: Why'd you go and do that?
Xen: 'Cause if he were dead, I would'nt be able to chat to him on MSN...
White Dwarf: Darn Straight!
Xen: Now....where was I? Oh yes....
*Xen punches a chair*
Razor: HEY! You punch the people, not the furniture!
*Xen punches Razor*
Razor: That's better!
*Razor punches Xen*

[Robotam]

*Robotam randomly hits somebody*
Red: Aw! Whatha hell are you doing?
Robotam: Come'on! You didn't feel that, you're all bones for god sake!
Red: Don't talk to a dead man like that! *cries*
*30 minutes later*
Xen: This is getting boring. Let's get serious guys!

[Grandy]

 *Stand up, take a knife from the pocket*
 Grandy: I dont have why to fight... To the heck with the reasons, its fun!!!
 *run into Warxe's*
 *Warxe avoid the kinife*
 *Grandy crash a bottle of beer*
 Zero: NOT AGAIN!!!
 *Zero take what remained of the bottle*
 Zero: They destroyed my precious, we will kill they, yesss, we will, right, my preciousss?
 Grandy: ****
 *Zero run to Grandy*
 Zero: REVENGE!!!!
 Grandy: ****...
 

[Xen]

Xen: Oh ****. That ******** is going to ******* kill our ******* friend! What the **** is going to happen to our ******* friend? *looks at his own text* Damn censoring....
Grandy: ****!!!
Zero: KILL!!!!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Wait, why you want to kill me?
 Zero: You destroied our preciousss.
 Grandy: No, it wasnt me!
 *look around*
 Grandy:It was he!!!
 *points to Red*
 *Zero start to run into Red direction, Z-Saber in hands*
 Zero: KILL!!!!
 Grandy:Hey, it worked!

[Xen]

Xen: Heh, pretty crafty....
*Xen notices Red pointing at him. Upon that, Zero turns and run towards Xen*
Xen: *sighs* Hmm.....