Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 *Everyone is stuck in the roof*
 Red: It's just me, or anyone else has this felling of Deja-vú?
 Grandy: Well, we're much havier than Warxe, we'll see him in no time.
 Red: What I said? Deja-vú.
 Warxe: Hello, fellas.
 Grandy: Where falling in the sea!!!
 Red: Deja-vú MASTER!!!

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Grandy

 Xen: We live in a world where Vampires thinks they're white dwarfs.

I'm not even gonna explain this to you, you uneducated brute *Slaps Grandy*
Red: OH NO! THE SEA! WHO HERE CAN SWIM?!
All: *Silence*
Red: Wait! Xen! Transform into a dragon! You can fly!
Xen: That's a GREAT idea! *Transform and flys away*
Red: Uhhm, I mean with us riding you or something?
:p Xen: *In the distance* I know what you meant, succkeeeeer....

[Grandy]

 (Hey Red, what is it? I dont want to bo rude)

 Grandy: Oooooookay... Any other ideas?
 Biebermaus: Well, we could start to pray.

[Xen]

*Over to Xen who is flying. It doesn't matter where he is flying. He's just flying...okay?*
Xen: Maaaaybe I should go and get 'em before they fall into the sea.....
Bahamut: Yes! You should Xen! Otherwise, you won't go to Dragon heaven when you pass away!
Xen: Bahamut? The Great Dragon God?
Bahamut: Yes! The one who starred in many Final Fantasys! But that's beside the point....Go and save your pub friends Xen!
Xen: Do I have to? I don't like them....
Bahamut: Thier lives depend on you! Go and save them!
Xen: No!
Bahamut: *holds up a cute puppy* Do it for the puppy Xen! Do it for the puppy...
Xen: Oh...I'll do it! You're as bad as Razor!
*Xen flies back*
Red: Oh well.....looks like this is the end of us all.....except for Xen...damn him.....*Sees Xen flying back* Oh look! There he is now!
Xen: Hello all! I've come here to save you all....*sighs*
*Xen jumps into the pub and lies down*
Xen: Get on everyone!
All: WOOHOO!!!!
*Everyone climbs on Xen*
Razor: Oh wait! Almost forgot!
*Razor runs and gets lots of beer. He puts it all on Xen*
Xen: AHHHGH!!! How much weight man? I can't carry everything y'know!
*Razor climbs on Xen*
Razor: My precious beer must never leave my side!
Xen: Whatever....LET'S GO!!!
*Xen flies away from the pub with everyone on him. After they depart, the pub lands in the sea*
Warxe: Damn...I liked that pub....
Razor: Told you we'd see Warxe again...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Well, now we dont have a pub... Whats going to happen to the charas PUB?
 Warxe: I know! We can use the Gate of The End of Time!
 Grandy: Too much Chrono Trigger.
 Warxe: So what?
 Grandy: It's just a RPG!
 Warxe: And where are us?
 Grandy: In a RP...... oh... So, if I remember that game, there's a sky island where we can land and theres a Gate.
 Xen: If its an Sky Island, and the sky is falling... its a normal island now?
 Grandy:...I cant argue with this...
 Red: Wait a sec: Biebermaus, here. Grandy, here. Warxe, here. Razor, here. Beer, we have. Money, we have. Xen, we're standing in your back...
 Xen: Don't remind me.
 Red: We forgot something...
 *Inside the underwater pub*
 Zero: Damn you all!!!
 *Back to Xen's back*
 Grandy: It's probly not important.

[Xen]

Xen: Yeah, isn't it just...
Red: Hey! I found something to stop us being bored!
*Red start's flicking Xen's wings*
Xen: Hey! ARRGH!!! WHAT'RE YA DOING?
Red: I'm bored. Torturing you is fun!
Xen: I can arrange it so that you don't torture me! Why don't you just get drunk or something? *ponders, looks worried and then corrects himself* No, don't get drunk. You're on my back, remember?
Red: Yes. Let's get drunk!
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Razor: Hey! What did I bring all this milk for? *throws milk away*
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Everyone starts to have a party on Xen's back*
Xen: Uggghhh....

[Red Giant]

Erm, you know that the bahamut is satan's evil beast as written in the bible, right?

Red: Hey, is it just me or does Xen's size constantly change? I mean, one second he's just big enough to smash a hole in the pub wall, the next he's big enough to hold us all and beer, could someone explain to me the log-
Warxe: AAAAH!! EVERYONE, DISREGARD RED AND LOOK DOWN THERE!!! IT'S ZERO!!
Zero: *Riding on a convinent boat that went by and was hijacked by him* It's payback time!
Razor: Xen! Use your firebreath! It's our only hope!
Xen: I kinda... can't... uhm... breath... fire... as it were...
Razor: WHAT?!
Xen: Heheh... sorry...
Warxe: He's powering up his gun! He's gonna shoot us! We need some kind of shiel to pro- aack!
*Xen Grabs Warxe and holds him in front of him*
Zero: DIIIIEEE!!! *Shoots energy shot*
*Warxe gets shot and blasted to pieces*

[Razor]

*whilst everyone gets pissed, Razor walks off*
*but since we're on Xen the dragon, he couldn't have gotten far*
*and he didn't either, he only went to Xen's head*
Razor: *standing on the tip of Xen's nose like Titanic* Man that movie sucked. What a load of crap.
Xen: Get off there! I'm not insured for other people!
Razor: No! *grabs out bottle of milk* Here, have a drink, since you can't have alcohol and all.
Xen: Why thanks Razor.
*Razor crawls down and somehow pours the milk into Xen's mouth and crawls back up*
Xen: Thanks, Razor!
Razor: No problem! I found this down at that nice little corner shop. The crazy guy said that this was more special than the other milks!
Xen: O_o!!!




and it's not my fault that i started writing that before Red posted his.

[WarxePB]

*All the little pieces of Warxe move back into position*
Grandy: Whoa!
Warxe: I can never die. Remember that.
*looks down* As for him...
*summons a giant fish that eats Zero's boat*
Xen: Wait, where did that fish come from?
Warxe: I summoned it.
Xen: Why not summon us a floating island and a pub?
Warxe: Fine.
*summons a floating island with an identical pub on it*

[Red Giant]

Red: NO! NO MORE SUMMONING! REWIND!
*Island dissapears and fish regurgitates boat*
Razor: NOW how are we gonna get out of this mess?
Red: I DONT KNOW, but we have to find a solution that doesnt involve summoning. And that's that.

[Grandy]

Grandy: So what about the plan of the Time Gate? We can trevel in time, stops the sky from falling and...
 Xen: We disappear, 'cause if the sky didnt fall, we dont need to go to the past, and if we dont go to the past, then no one will stops the sky of falling, so the pub will be destroyed again (or NOT again, since it will (or was) be destroyed at the first time) so if the pub is destroyed, we will look to the Time Gate, and then will stop the sky of falling, but then we will desappear, 'cause if...
   Razor: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!
   Grandy: ...any other ideas?
  Zero: I still aiming you, remember?

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS apears from nowhere
Kenshin:oro?!?!?
*KS tries to slowly walk away without no one noticing

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Who was that, and how he went up in a dragons back, in the sea, without someone notice, and where hes going?
 Red: Dont try to explain what cannot be explained.

[Kenshin_Sagara]

Kenshin: ORO!?
Grandy:What the!?!?!(Swings a HARD punch and accidently knocks KS out by the surprise)
Red: Err...geuss he didnt leave yet.
Grandy: What should we do with him?
Red: Lets leave him there and get a drink
Grandy: Sur-(KS gains consious)
Kenshin: Ow my he-
Grandy: AAHH!!(accidently knocks KS out again)
Red: A lil jumpy today?

[Grandy]

*KS wakes up*
 Grandy: OK, now explain to me: How you get up here?
 KS: Oro? Walking.
   Grandy:.......GREAT! WHY DIDINT I THOUGT? OH YES,NO ONE CAN WALK IN THE SKY!!!
 KS: The sky is ground now, remember?
 Xen: He has a point, y'know.
 Grandy: ...K, but one more question, one that I have since the first time I saw Hurouni Kenshin.
 KS: What?
 Grandy: What the heck "ORO" means?
 KS: ........ I dont know.
   Grandy: Great, just great.
  Zero: I STILL HERE, YOU KNOW!!?!??!?!?